Porn Industry Goes SItcom
Everybody can appreciate good adult funny videos parodies. Spaceballs taught us all of the power of the Schwartz, and frightening picture gave us blunt-smoking ghost-faced killers. But porno parodies? These are, unluckily, a less familiar terrain. Think about Edward Penishands, a parody based on Tim Burton’s Classic 1990 movie.
The titular character, a black-clad recluse with giant you-know-whats at the ends of his arms, learns the bits and bobs of suburban life when he is’s taken in by a kindly vibrator saleswoman. Before you are able to say, he’s got penises for hands! all of the lonely neighborhood women are luxuriating in Edward’s tri-part skills, but he yearns for the saleswoman’s young child Amanda. Of course, this film is horrible. It’s not even a good porno. How anyone could find prosthetic members that look like rubber chickens sexually arousing is a mystery-but the idea is just classic.
As a brand, porn has grown rancid. A majority of porn happens in a modern-day setting. Sure, there is the occasional scifi or cowgirl-themed porn, but more often than not the films just maintain the status quo. That is why I would like to see a massive, classic period piece set in the grime of mid-1800s New York. A serviceable plot of rival gangs having a contest to find out which gang can screw the almost everyone would get the job finished. As a side note, given the current arc of Cameron Diaz’s career, she might even be interested in two years. It couldn’t be any more degrading than doing Charlie’s Angels 3, which was close to being part of a great collection of adult funny videos on its own.
Someone should get on the horn with Tim Burton and explain to him all the money he could make if he turned his new remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory into a nudie flick. Just imagine : the young, sexually inexperienced Charlie Bucket uncovers a golden cock ring inside his Wanker brand porno mag and wins an once-in-a-lifetime tour of the famous Cock Ring Factory. Mr. Wanker, aided by his small, anal-loving aides, the Rumpa Humpas, leads a group of sex-crazed winners through the guts of his complicated, steering them down a confusing liquid stream and uncloaking the secret of his everlasting gobstoppers. And can you imagine that soundtrack? Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of frenzied fornication
The public wants Hollywood movie and sitcoms that have hardcore sex. And that’s what the industry is funny about doing at the moment. And they achieved it. I suspect the most glorious movie is the spoof of The Cosby Show, which came out in June. They’d 250,000 perspectives of the trailer on YouTube, which is pretty extraordinary. Then they took one of the most dysfunctional families on TV with Married With children that just came out. And it turned out to be the most complete movie and definitely one of the best adult funny videos of all because that show is just so amusing. it’s just zinger, line, zinger, line, zinger. So we had to pen it accordingly .
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